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4 , 2013
Be sure to send me your favorite jokes. The newer the better. If it makes me laugh it could be among the TGIF Jokes of the week. Why not give your friends the gift of Funny Fridays? Subscribe them to Raoul's TGIF Jokes.
sent by Dette of Dalipuga, Philippines
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
sent by Ron of Pasadena, CA
A senior drove her car into a ditch just outside of town. Luckily, a local farmer came along with a big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't move.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Molly, pull!" Still, Buddy didn't move.
Finally the farmer said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The senior was most appreciative, but curious. She asked the farmer, "How come you called your horse by the wrong name three times?"
"Oh," the farmer said, "Buddy can't see anything, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
Teaser sent by Naomi of North Hollywood, CA
I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers.
Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.
And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.
Only great minds could have read that. This is weird, but interesting.
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.
How about this? Can you raed this?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it
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B: When the Breathalizer Fails
in G ... as in Garbage
us a sense of humor, Lord. Give us the grace to see a joke,
submitted by Sylvia of Virginia
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