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Greetings workers of the world! As you know, I just re-send the best joke(s) I get from the emails I gather from people all over the world. Then I add my own original drawings (which I create on the spot as I put this email together) to give it a personal touch. Most of the time I create this a few hours before Thursday midnight so if you catch a few typos, please forgive my tired mind and fingers. If this is your first time to receive this, welcome to a new and (hopefully) entertaining addiction. What a whirlwind of a week! The heat that was nauseatingly unbearable didn't help either. I am totally exhausted. I need to go to bed ASAP. But it's these challenges of life that make life so interesting --- always something to look forward to. I just need to rest for a minute. Thanks to Sylvia of Virginia, Pete of Virginia, Don of Kewlona, Janette of Hong Kong and Levon of Los Angeles. Of course thanks to Steve who sends his 3rd original contribution of "Life on the Lopside." |
From
Sylvia of Virginia Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. |
Be sure to send me your favorite jokes. The newer the better. If it makes me laugh it could be among the TGIF Jokes of the week. Why not give your friends the gift of Funny Fridays? Subscribe them to Raoul's TGIF Jokes.
TGIF people!
Universal Laws
sent by Pete of Virginia
1.
Law of Mechanical Repair - After
your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and
you'll have to go to the bathroom.
2. Law of
Gravity - Any tool, nut,
bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability
- The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random
Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal and someone always answers.
6. Variation Law
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in
will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the
Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
8. Law of Close
Encounters - The probability
of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the
Result - When you try to
prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics
- The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
11. Law of
the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
12. The Starbucks
Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
is cold.
13. Murphy's
Law of Lockers - If there are only
two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of
Physical Surfaces - The
chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15. Law of
Logical Argument - Anything
is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's
Law of Physical Appearance - If
the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's
Law of Public Speaking - A
closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Doctors'
Law - If you don't feel
well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there
you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
18. Wilson's Law of
Commercial Marketing Strategy -
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will
stop making it.
Videos of the week:
Pure Luck
Sent by Don of Kewlona, BC
 Pure Luck |
As Inspector Callahan would say: "So do you feel lucky? ... Punk?" This is a marvelous collection of several fortunate turn of events. Some old, some new but all still fascinating to watch. |
China's Got Talent
Sent by Janette of Hong Kong
 No hands Piano |
I should have expected that China would have its own version of that famous talent contest. Well here's piano playing without any hands. I think more than the playing, I admire his self-confidence. |
Steve Jobs Stanford Speech 2005
Sent by Levon of Los Angeles, CA
 Steve Jobs |
Good lessons from a man who helped shape the technological world. I wonder what life would have been like if this innovator wasn't around. And if you like this, there are videos all around of him and his "arch rival" Bill Gates. His message gives hope to all of us about our self worth. |
Give us a sense
of humor, Lord. Give us the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life. And pass it on to other folk
submitted
by Sylvia of Virginia
All original drawings
by Raoul Pascual. © All Rights Reserved. 2010.
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