by Jeff of Arcadia, CA
A Russian Zoologist
and Czechoslovakian Zoologist were doing research on grizzly bears. They
sought a visa to come to the United States and do some first hand observations,
but were thwarted by the US government. Finally after five years of string
pulling they received a one month visa to do their study.
Upon arrival at Yellowstone, the rangers greeted them and advised them
that they should return in six weeks to do their research. The rangers
explained that the bears were just now coming out of hibernation, it was
mating time and the bears were testy, ornery and aggressive, it just wouldn't
be wise to go into the field now.
The scientist explained to them that it took five years to get their visa,
they only had a month, they might never be able to return again, six weeks
was just out of the question.
The rangers realized there was no convincing them, so they gave them a
cell phone with instructions about calling in every morning and evening.
Things were fine until the 9th day. There was no morning call. The rangers
couldn't reach them all day and there was no evening call. Early the following
morning a group of rangers and scouts headed out into the area where they
were to be camping.
The camp was a disaster. Most everything was shred, destroyed and scattered.
It looked like a real struggle. The scientists were no where to be found
and only bear tracks, a male and female, were found leaving the camp.
After a day and a half of tracking, they caught up with the female bear.
She still had clothing stuck to her teeth hanging out the side of her
They shot the bear. They cut her open and found the evidences of the Russian
in her stomach. They all looked at each other knowing the worst. Finally,
the lead ranger verbalized what they were all thinking ...
the Czech is in the male!
by Jeff of Arcadia
did Captain Hook cross the road?
get to the second hand store.
Message About Getting Old
by Cheryl of Arcadia, CA
Here's a beautiful
message about getting old.
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Rats I forgot what it was.